Forever Knight Limericks

There was a detective named Tracy,
Who frequently acted quite spacey,
She met a young stud,
Who drank only blood...
That never happened on Cagney & Lacey!

Stephanie Cole

There was an old vampire named Nick,
Who was... just a bit thick.
He wiffled and waffed,
Diffled and dalffled
And ended up staked with a stick.

Dawn Steele

There was a sexy vamp named Janette,
One of the best you could have met.
Then season three came along,
And she had to say "so long".
So she went and drove off in her 'vette.

Dawn Steele

There was a young rookie named Tracy,
Opinions differ - I say "let her be".
She’ll grow, improve and change,
Or be cursed by fans with mange,
And tossed into the wild, blue sea.

Dawn Steele

There once was a vampire named Nick
Who was known far and wide as a brick.
He once wished to be mortal.
Now he stands at Life's portal
and can't decide which side to pick.

Marian Gibbons

There once was a vampire, Janette,
What was neither a fool, nor bimbette.
At the change of the season
She left-- with good reason!
For who'd *want* to be Nick's dinette?

Marian Gibbons

There was a young vampire, Vachon,
Whose hair was tres long et tres bon.
It's a pity about
Him being such a lout,
But demographics are what we live on.

Celeste Hotaling-Lyons

A young cop, the name of Tracy
Could be silly, in fact, a bit spacey.
If the kid settled down,
And stopped acting the clown,
Would she be more like Cagney & Lacey?

Celeste Hotaling-Lyons

These limericks based on characters and situations created by James Parriott and Barney Cohen and owned by Sony/Tri-Star. No infringement of the trademark and copyright is intended. This is a not-for-profit, endeavor.


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