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| Girls who wear flannel usually know how to change a tire. They rarely really need help; and when they do, they are reluctant to ask for it. Girls who wear flannel don't try to pretend they never have to use the bathroom. Girls who wear flannel don't read books full of heaving bosoms. Well maybe one bosom, just now and then. Girls who wear flannel usually smell like they've spent some time outside. Girls who wear flannel walk around the house in thick socks and own underwear they wouldn't want to go to the hospital in. Girls who wear flannel may go all Saturday without once combing their hair. Girls who wear flannel may pretend to hate televised sports, but can out-shout any man in the event of a stupid or miraculous play. Girls who wear flannel know how to laugh. Girls who wear flannel are very comfortable snugglers, because they won't sacrifice comfort just to look good Girls who wear flannel don't care what people think of them. Girls who wear flannel may eat food right out of the pot, might drink out of the milk carton, and don't panic when someone says 'chili dog.' Girls who wear flannel have great stories about their fathers. Girls who wear flannel wont take your crap, don 't need you, don't want you to cling, and won't listen to you whine. They will tell you what's on their mind if you ask their opinion, they will be honest. They will not pretend to be something they are not. They make horrible martyrs.... ... but they make great friends. |
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